To say that you are cute,
Would be like saying a strawberry is sweet,
‘Cause a strawberry has secret flavors that are sharp, and tart, and red, and deep,
And i would love to find you growing wild out by the woods,
i would make a basket with the front of my t-shirt,
and take home as many of you as I could
And to say that you are pretty,
Would be like saying that the ocean is blue,
Cause the ocean is full of all kinds of colors,
and I see all kinds of things when I look at you,
and I want to explore you with my tennis shoes off
Standing ankle deep in a tide pool, with my khaki pants rolled up
and to say that you are funny would be like saying that the night sky is black,
Cause the night sky is filled with stars and comets and planets that no one has seen yet,
And i want to look at you,
Lying down on my front lawn,
I’ll try to take you all in at once, but you just go on and on and on
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
Meep. Ariel is like my favorite!
Government, Monty Python Style
Still brilliantly funny all these years later.
whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr
i’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life
if someone says they didnt understand why monty python was funny, i assume it speaks volumes about their intelligence levels.
So here’s to you Mrs. Robinson
You live in an unforgiving place
I don’t know what it is about Sunday and the types of customers we get, but they are the worst. So glad that’s over. Today was just not my favorite. Well, at least Rave Shift fed me.
it’s the churches.
It drives me crazy. No offense, but they are the most self-entitled people I’ve ever met.