Has this been done?
I feel like the barista community needed our own version of this text post phenomenon.
HEY LOOK THAT’S ME
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.
I would play more than just four chords if it’s a song that you might like, but I am not very good, so I would practice every night. [x]
*runs to catch up with the bandwagon* hey wait for me
"There’s no one who can live their whole life being completely uncorrupted…"
NPR does some cool stuff on youtube
The Way I Tend To Be
This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
favorite things about this
- literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
- the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
- all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
- that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.
I JUST DIED
I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD
The percussion seems fine
I don’t know what you guys are taking about this is beautiful music.
This song was originally preformed by the Misfits in that late 90’s, but was written by Michale Graves who was fronting the band at the time. Rumor has it this song is about his mother who died when he was a boy and was written when he was only 14. “Dig Up Her Bones” is a song about memories because much like bones they are all that’s left when a person dies. They are what remain with us and not even death can take them.