"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
if i ever misgender you:
- it is not on purpose i promise
- im very sorry
- tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
- spray me with cold water
“The Ride” by Rodolphe Guenoden
HOLD THE FUCK UP
WHAT THE HOLY FUCK I’M OUT
Woodcut from tonight as a gift for a friend. We like to listen to Andrew Jackson Jihad a lot when we work on these so it seemed fitting.
I live off sarcasm, sexual frustration, punk rock and cheese
The full harmonic duet of Katy Perry and Jontron singing Firework.
I’m so so bored of predictable, tame uninspiring Oscars hosts. Who are we gonna get next year? Another turn for Ellen, Billy Crystal, Whoopi? Yawny McYawnington. Why have one host when you could have ALL OF THE MUPPETS?
Do I even gots to ‘splain to you why this is a good idea, ok?
STATLER & WALDORF SITTING IN THE AUDIENCE TAKING THE PISS OUT OF EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING GOING WRONG BACKSTAGE
And before you say that it would’t be possible The Muppets have peformed live shows before.
They’re the perfect halfway house between something ‘edgy’ like Seth McFarlane and something as beige as Billy Crystal. Nostalgic, hilarious and fun. There’s already a facebook page for it which started when Eddie Murphy quit as host in 2012 that has about 30k likes - https://www.facebook.com/MuppetOscars
Let’s make this happen folks.
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I am more down with this than the force of gravity itself
Even if you aren’t 100% behind this awesome idea, let’s face it: it can’t be any worse than when Seth Macfarlane hosted the Oscars
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES