if there’s a god in the sky or a devil below
that doesn’t matter to me,
because I see satan’s face when I look in the mirror,
I see god inside all of the people I meet,
I am free as a bird
I don’t know. Am I famous? Sometimes I get really great shampoo for free.
Trojan Condoms, 1993
BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.
Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!
i love that it promotes safe sex without saying that getting pregnant is the only thing you should be worried about
Quad Ristretto Venti Toffee Nut Nonfat Stirred Half The Milk THEN Shots THEN Rest Of Milk With Whip Are You Sure You Stirred It Enough Watching Over The Bar THE ENTIRE TIME Latte.
She’s a regular.
Last Time - Paul Baribeau
you’re here for a reason
you’re living and breathing
and if you keep on trying
someday you’ll find out why