The Three Of Us - Streetlight Manifesto
this is amazing, just flat out. i can’t wait
nothing says low self esteem like anime profile pics
Excuse u.
*breaks a glass bottle* who wants to fight *accidentally cuts someone* oh my god are you ok
this post is so canadian
i live in texas
you’re definitely Canadian
IM NOT FUCKING CANADIAN
One of us, one of us.
WHATS GOING ON
ONE OF US, ONE OF US.
ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
IM GOING TO CRY SOMEONE JUST GOT CANADIANIZED
Haha sucker
ONE OF US
(Source: kimkilwhan)
Setting: Dystopian future, coliseum
Characters: Champion, Underdog (C starts SR, U starts SL wings)
C: are you ready ladies and gentleman for our next round, this heathen comes to us for stealing 10 gold pieces and for that he must pay with his life, send him out
(U gets thrown onstage) U: isn’t there another way we can do this
C: you can either die now or die later (C goes to get sword, flings weapons in U direction)
1. C swings at right shoulder U dodges DS
2. C swings from US horizontally towards head
3. U ducks under
4. C swings at right shoulder U jumps US grabs dagger
5. C swings toward left shoulder U dodges
6. U leads C sword down to the ground with dagger
7. C swing toward US torso U parry 3
8. C overpowers and finishes cut, U spins and grabs chest (light cut)
9. C swings at left shoulder U parry 6, leads blade down
10. C blade swing toward left torso U parry high 1.force knocks U down
11. C swings US, U rolls DS
12. C stabs DS, U rolls UP
13. U leg sweeps C falls
14. U gets a broadsword U: hopefully this will be an even match now
15. C slash down US, U dodges DS
16. C diagonal upwards towards DS. U lean dodges C: stop with these tricks
17. C diagonal downwards U parry 5
18. C pulls off, horizontal sweep, U jumps back
19. C diagonal up towards US, U sidesteps DS
20. U thrusts at C gut DS, C parry 3
21. C elbows U in the face as U moves forward. U stumbles back
RESET
22. C + U mirror slash diagonal downwards, clash
23. C + U mirror slash diagonal downwards, clash
24. C + U mirror slash diagonal downwards, hold, and struggle
25. Both push off
26. U two-handed lunge, C sidesteps US
27. U slashes up at the same moment C leans back to dodge C: I can use your tricks too
28. C horizontal swipe at U’s feet, U jumps over
29. C + U clash
30. Swords bind and cause them to be released
31. C swings with right hand at chest, U blocks with both forearms
32. C jabs U ducks
33. U gut punches with right hand
34. U follows up with left hand swing at C face
35. C is dizzy, gets to his senses and strikes U with a right hook
36. C gut punches with left hand C: how do you like it
37. C gets his sword; U scrambles and gets an overturned stool
38. C thrusts at DS torso, U deflects DS
39. C swings at head horizontally, U ducks
40. C jabs center, U catches and deflects it upwards
41. C changes hand positions and aims down with both hands, U catches and holds
42. struggle with sword stuck in chair, U gets it out of C hand C: enough! We are ending this
43. C gets other sword while U get sword out of chair C: let’s go
44. C swings at torso U parry 3
45. Hold, U pushes C blade away
46. U strikes downward DS C parry 5
47. C binds down, stabs at U torso US
48. U jumps DS to dodge
49. U swings at right leg, C parry 2
50. Bind all the way around,
51. C swings one handed at shoulder length
52. U duck/ spins and attacks C right leg
53. C falls onto left leg and knee
54. U: it does end now U stabs US at C torso
all you Jennifer Lawrence fans out there, bet none of you even watched the bill engval show. yeah, i was her first fan
