"I just want to let you guys know that if I throw up on stage today it’s because I’m happy. It’s because today I’m happier right now than ever before. So thank you."
The Hands That Thieve – Streetlight Manifesto
And we will bite the hand that thieves!
We will not turn the other cheek!
This is no threat, it is a promise we will keep.
So what’s the point pretending
When we sit behind the curtain
And there’s nothing much to see?
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
nobody came to his birthday party
SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY
i don’t even know this snake and i feel guilty for not being there
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
This expresses the English language pretty well
if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
””“5 book trilogy”“”“
fellow Front Bottoms fans, I don’t know if you’ve seen this, but this is a fantastic video
The power cuts out at the end of Flashlight, at which point Brian decides to start the next song anyway (“The Beers”). with help from the people in the audience
What happens is fantastic; let’s just say that the power comes back on at pretty much the perfect moment
"dear God, dear Lord, dear vague, muscular man with a beard or a sword
dear good all-seeing being:
my way or the highway, Yahweh.”